AISubs v3.7
Yadodon!
*snap*
I'm sorry!
This time, it's rare for me to do it alone.
I suddenly thought,
How many steps does a person walk in a day?
When I looked it up, it turns out that
an average of 7,000 steps and 8,000 steps are walked in a day.
Doesn't it feel like a waste?
If I told you to walk 7,000 steps here and there,
you wouldn't like it, right?
It seems like people do it every day.
I thought that time could be effectively awakened and we could do more things.
So this time,
I'm going to reduce the time I walk to the extreme,
and live 100 steps per day!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
I thought that I could live like this.
Basically,
YouTubers mostly edit their videos on days they don't shoot.
My life is 100 steps, so I'm sure it's easy for me.
If I had 7,900 steps that I walked in a day,
I could do so many different things.
I'd like to do many things on this spot without walking.
So the rules for this time are...
Today is Wednesday,
but I will walk 100 steps today until midnight,
100 steps the next midnight,
and 100 steps on Friday, too.
As soon as it becomes midnight, the 100 steps will come back to life.
However, even if you have a few steps left until midnight, it will not be eaten up the next day.
I want to walk as much as possible, so I want to make the most of it.
It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon now, so I can use 100 steps until 12 o'clock.
I would like to start the first day as soon as possible.
As you can see, I woke up and had a terrible sleep habit, so I would like to take a shower as soon as possible.
Just taking a shower in the house won't reduce 100 steps, or it won't affect you, so I'd like to go quickly.
I don't want you to get nauseous, so let's take a few light steps.
Light steps!
What is it? I'm hungry.
Yes, it is this light step insomniac.
Yes.
I've started 100 steps a day.
Have you started it? Is it a punishment game?
No, it's healthy.
Walk.
It's over for people to walk. You can do something else while you're walking.
So you don't sleep all day, do you?
I'm going to do my normal life with 100 steps.
No, so if you're a regular insomniac, well, I'm hungry now, so I'm going to go out and invite you to dinner.
No, I'm 100 steps away from that invitation, so it doesn't make sense and it's unfair.
I'm not going to refuse.
Well, of course I'll go eat.
I'm human.
Well, for now, it's too smelly for me to go in the bath.
It's not too smelly.
No, it's too smelly.
All right, then.
Oh, I'm sorry.
By the way, I'd like you to tell me the definition of one step.
Well, it's moving.
Bon.
"Yoisho!" is not "two," it's "one."
One step is one step.
All right, then.
I'm going, so I hope you'll do me a favor.
Tada!
Wait, wait, wait!
I haven't announced it yet.
I'm going.
Well, first step...
It's dangerous!
Here it is, "one."
Two!
Wait, Tetsuya!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
I'm not thinking about Tetsuya's belly being funny
for you, but it's just surveillance, so there's nothing we can do about it.
Hold on a little, everyone.
Ahhhh!!
So, it is safe to make small cuts like these.
I'm not going to move.
Yes, understood.
Eight!
(There's still a lot of editing to do.)
My editing will be very difficult, so walk slowly.
(Laughing)
Nine!
Eight!
OK, I'll put my hair, contacts, and my flames here.
Wow!
(It's burning!)
You've got a hole in that dryer, right?
Put some firewood in there and...
(It's burning, so he's using firewood in a fireproof manner.)
It's hot!
(Laughing)
- Now, it's nine. - Now, it's ten.
Ten!
Huh?
You leave your gear in there and it's ten in number.
(Laughing)
Tens!
Ones!
Whoa! Watch out!
Oh, shoot!
- Twelve... - Wow, that's a lot!
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
I'm ready to go out.
But I don't have my cell phone.
I won't use one of them!
Whoa!
Ah!
Here it comes!
Watch out!
Ah!
Cigarettes!
Cigarettes are bad for you!
Which one do you want? Cigarettes or one of them?
One of them!
Cigarettes, twenty of them!
It can't be helped. I can't go home with twenty of them.
Alright, let's go out.
Yeah.
Twenty one.
Ah!
Now, here's the problem.
You're right. It's a big deal to go out and die.
Twenty three...
Forty six...
Twenty...
Twenty four...
Twenty five...
*Counting down in Japanese*
But you're just one step away from getting on, right?
Here we go!
One!
Tetsuya's fallen off.
Yeah, I fell.
We've gotta pick him up.
You've gotta be kidding me!
Woah, you really wanna leave me here and do nothing, Tetsuya?
You sneaky bastard!
Damn it!
You really did something good!
Let's go eat.
Let's go.
So, we've brought Mr. Himemaru here as well.
Yes!
Mr. Himemaru, please continue from here.
Yes, understood.
Get off of me!
- It doesn't change! - Damn it!
- Was that 1? - No, it was 12!
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Is it okay here? - Close the door. - Why?
- It's easy. - The table is better this time. - The table is better.
- Really?
- How many did you do? - Good, good. How many did you do?
- 79 so far. - Huh?
- Wait, wait. - 21 steps left.
- Wait. - Wait.
- Wait! - Wait a second. - Isn't it strange?
- You've eaten 30 before the end of the show.
- That's bad. - That's not good.
- Let's eat once more. - Let's eat once more.
- That ramen was good. - It was good.
- But I'm not happy about it anymore. - Why?
- How many steps do we have to do? - We have 89 steps left.
- I'm only 11! - Two and a half!
- We still have two and a half!
100 is too strict of a number.
- Can't you walk? - I can't do anything.
As you know, I can't go home anymore.
That's normal. You're only 12, so you can't go home.
- But I have one thing in mind. - Yes?
There's one more house I can go home in this number.
My parents' house!
The number of steps to my parents' house is too short.
So I'm going to ask Yumemori to park his car there.
I'm going to run up the stairs to my parents' house and go up to the entrance.
If you go up one step, will you go get your car?
I only have 11 steps!
- I'm here! - Yeah.
- Just barely, okay? - No, no! I can't avoid it!
- I won't move an inch! - Well, you wouldn't call it "moving", would you?
- 11 steps, ready? - Let's go home!
- So, we're back at our parents' house. - Yes.
- If you look up, you'll see... - It's easy!
- It's really important how many steps you can jump. - One...
- Ten more steps and you'll be up. This is pretty tough! - This much...
- Go! - One...
- Two... - Three...
- I can't do it! - You can't do it!
- You can't do it even once! - I can't do it!
- Tetsuya... - How many more steps? - You're a go - horder! - How many more steps?
- I can't do it! - Okay!
- I'm home! - Oh, you're still here!
- I'm home! - Okay!
- One more step!
- I'm home! - Welcome back!
- That's 100 steps for you! - What have you done...
- You can only walk 100 steps a day, and you've already walked 100 steps. - What are you going to do?
- I'm going to let you stay here until 24 o'clock. - Okay!
- It's 3... No, it's 4 and a half, so I'm going to let you stay here for about 8 hours.
- Tetsuya, I'm sure you have some editing tools, like a computer... - Oh, I have some necessities. Thank you! - Yes, you do.
- Thank you!
- He's gone...
I can't walk anymore.
Why?
I can only walk 100 steps a day now.
I ran out of 100 steps.
Thank you for your hard work.
My mom brought me a basket.
Oh my!
Here you go.
Italian food.
The life at the entrance isn't bad.
But now that I'm done with this, it's a complete drawdown.
It's 10 o'clock!
I'm back in my element!
So...
Yes, this is a taxi.
Taxi, please.
Okazaki City...
Ok!
My 100 steps have been reset.
Let's put back the counter.
Ready...
Hey!
Oh, it's not.
Hey!
What?
Hey!
Oh, it's not.
Ok, I got it back!
I can walk now!
But...
I'm going to spend a lot of money before I go home.
So I'm not going to walk anymore.
I'm going to go home now.
The first step to commemorate Thursday...
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Ok, so...
I'm back in my element.
I'm going to ask my junior, Nitro Bomb-kun...
to hold the camera for me.
Ok!
Each and every step is important.
I'm going to go one step...
And...
This is one step.
This...
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- t-t- t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
Hey!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Thirteen!
Fourteen!
Fifteen!
Sixteen!
Seventeen!
Eighteen!
Nineteen!
Eighteen!
Three!
Four!
What should I do?
Are you going to sleep?
Where should I go?
I don't know.
You said you wouldn't walk, didn't you?
Hey!
Okay, that's good. It's pretty short.
I made it look like I was editing a while ago, but I was actually playing games and sleeping all the time at the entrance.
To be honest, the entrance is not very suitable for a workspace.
This time, I'm going to keep it on the sofa for now, and I'm going to do my best to edit here.
I'd like to spend the rest of 63 minutes carefully.
Well, goodbye.